The article recounts the author's renouncement of the practice of TP-ing someone's house and the mischievous events surrounding two TP incidents in Morganton. The first incident involves decorating the house of a church staff member to celebrate her birthday, leading to a humorous yet unexpected reaction from the victim. The second incident involves a larger-scale TP-ing of the house of a news anchor, where the author finds himself in a tricky situation trying to distract the homeowner. The article concludes with a warning against attempting similar pranks due to potential retaliation from the author's kudzu plant and feral cat allies.